Tuesday, March 22, 2005

so far so gd...wad abt e futurA?

Basket..went to my unit yesterday...turned out tat its a camp within a bigger camp...my unit 36 SCE is totally isolated from e rest of e selarang camp...and according to e sgt major...we are a special secret squad in s'pore tat is specialised in bomb dsposal...cool.

however...i tink its gonna be tuff down there...E very first sentence i heard when i went there was from e lance corp at e guard room telling me...." why u posteed here??? WELCOME TO HELL ' i waz like wad e FUCK....utterly stunned going: ..................speechless

but den we were told to wait 3 fuckin hrs in e dining room before e RSM came in toking loads of bull shit...some lame jokes lik: u wanna borrow red pen? no need la..black pen can use to cancel also...i onli got one pen..cannot lend...tis pen ah...ink take very long to come out..somemore very little nia...very expensive"..........he's a classic HOKKIEN peng sia...

when i was bookin out...e RP regimental police said: enjoy ur book out...ur life is gonna miserable here...speechless once more man....FUCK...

heard i have to wear something like a spacesuit with an oxy tank behind me to do e Standard obstacle COurse...wad e hell...and in tis fuckin unit...IPPT muz get gold...wad e hell...guys..ur gonna see a tougher me next time...watch out.!!!!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Some say leh..some say la..ah senG say LAN JIAO LA

knn..ccb..lan kiao la...bloody hell..i'm posted to selarang camp...to be a freakin pioneer...wat fuck?! i'm so freakin talented and i'm sent to do tis fuck shit job..come on man.....

AnywayZ...gotta get ready to report to unit on monday liaoZ..SIANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

N my golf game isn gettin anywhere..tot i was hittin e ball well..but in e end i still shot 16 over today..although i wasn very serious ( partly james)...but i still sucked...james sucked too...practicin too hard liaoZ i think..tats y he's losin standard.

watched 2 movies this week liaoZ...hitch was great..but son of e mask yesterday was even betterZ...goddamn funny sia...LOKI ..god of mischief...COOL..

AnywayZ..hope ma unit won suck man...haiZ. u folks gonna miss me again....see ya